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Emo

  • Apr. 26th, 2006 at 1:25 PM
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From Urban Dictionary. I just found this funny

Emo:

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An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

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I walked all the way to my 1:10 class and it was cancelled. She could have atleast sent us an email hours ago or something.

Comments

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[info]mmmorbid wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle.

LOL.
[info]stickykeys633 wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
That emo thing is funny, but it skips the whole part about how the emo boy gives up on girls entirely and makes out with his friends awkwardly.

At least you didn't have to go to class.
[info]sweet_tiff4prez wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
lol that is so true. they mentioned that in one of the defintions on the site..how some of the guys claim they are just comfortable with their manhood so they make out with guys but that they arent gay
[info]niggarican wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
uh.. what?

i never got the whole thing anyway. white people confuses me more then women... no wait. nothing is more confusing then women
[info]sweet_tiff4prez wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
lol
men are confusing as well
[info]niggarican wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
never. we all want the same thing. gay or straight we want people to touch our penis. its real simple.
[info]inertia_creeps3 wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
So true. You forgot the "big collection of The Nightmare Before Christmas" and emo band merchandise.
[info]baby_powder wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
i like the emo description... tooo true!

fuckin lazy profs.
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